Overheard conversations at the workplace.

NOTE : Coworker 1 = Obnoxious + loud

Coworker 1 : The eagle fell out of the sky today.
Coworker 2 : What?
Coworker 1 : I said the eagle fell out of the sky today.
Coworker 2 : Huh??
Coworker 1 : It's PAYDAY!
Coworker 2 : Well, why didn't you just say, 'It's Payday'??