Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Ahoy everyone! Today be th' day t' be nice t' yer fellow pirates o' th' world. Come join us as we become one wit' th' laughin', pilferin' blokes in yer special neck o' th' woods.

Oh, 'n get yer mighty owns English t' Pirate Translator widget t' participate in th' shenanigans!

How does that happen?

7:30 am to 8:00 am kills me.
In real time, that means thirty minutes or a half hour.
In my world, it equates to a brisk 15 minutes.

This battle has got to stop. Such drama drama. +_+

P.S.
Hello September. Hello chilly winds.