Can someone else do these while I sit + watch?

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
   
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
   
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
   
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'in.'
   
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
   
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for services rendered.'
   
7. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with prophecy.'
   
8. Don t use any punctuation
   
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
   
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
    
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.' have them repeat it back to you.
    
12. Sing along at the opera.
    
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
    
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
    
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
    
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
    
17. When the money comes out of the atm, scream 'i won!, i won!'
    
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'run for your lives, they're loose!!'
    
19. Tell your children over dinner. 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
    
20. Whenever your boss asks you to do something, say, "yes, master." fold your arms together like barbara eden on "i dream of jeanie" and bob your head to make it happen.

WHOA!

Actor Heath Ledger Is Found Dead
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Ohmygosh...

new obsession

Just wanted to say for the record that I really REALLY love my Zumba class! :))) I went last MON + I'm going again tonight, so I'm stoked. You can tell I'm really enjoying it when I think about it enough to blog it down.

Also, last night J's uncle was in town for business + he treated us to dinner, which was nice because we went to this fancy g-town seafood restaurant down by the river. I ordered the fried "Colossal Shrimp" + finished the whole plate. *NYUM* Ohmygaw, those scrumps were JUMBO! It was awesome being able to check off another restaurant from our long list of places to eat in this town. Actually, it's kinda sad on our part since we've been here for years now + haven't really explored that part of town [i.e. down by the river, haha]. But, you really can't blame us. It was a bit out of our average price range for eating out.

Soo so busy at work.

Don't mind me... Just typing my train of thought...

// *HPPY2K8 !!